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Dreamer

August 19th, 2004, 08:51 AM

How many ways can you spell eBooks? Lets count:

e books
E-Books
e-books
e-Books
there are over 500 e-book (You will receive 100's of e-books) - hasn't figured out how many they are offering. Of course, my point was to show the singular version of eBooK.

Ok, maybe that is nitpicking that a seller of eBooks doesn't even know the proper way to spell it. More nitpicking to follow:

We GUARANTEE that products are despatched per every 15 or 20 customers (depending on which item it is- the majority are per 15 customers).

15 customers. Quick whats 1/15? Thats like 93% of all people will get conned? Wait, thats 93% of all people on each list. I wonder if on average 1% will get anything.

We are aiming for 50+ per week which means despatch over 4/5 products very week.

The owner obviously doesn't understand math. 50 people per week will result in an average of 3 people per list (everybody will go to the shortest line possible). So, within 5 weeks of the dream situation somebody will get a gift (instead of the 4/5 a week that he hopes).

Ok, I found his quickest cycling list of 15. I'm person 15 so somebody finally gets something. How does this work again? I'll need 225 people to sign up to get my gift, right? But, the first 224 don't really matter. I'll have to bank on customer 225 to to be able to mass market to 3375 people. And, thats if customer 225 is willing to wait 21 years for his product (keeping the 50 people a week sales). Anybody know any sites thats been open for 21 years. Hell, the internet was still empty in 1994. I wonder if any BBSs are still around from 21 years ago. Let me bust out my 300baud modem and look for them.

Ok, so what are these e books, I mean e bOOks...err...nevermind?

You will receive 100's of e-books covering nearly every topic you can think of and all the e-books have full re sale rights and can be re sold as required.

Wait, I'm paying 125pounds for this cd of e bookS and you won't even tell me what I'm buying? Does anybody do that out there? Wait, I'm going to the grocery store to buy a bag of groceries for 500pounds - I hope I get something yummy!

Also we provide a contact number for any questions to be answers directly over the phone.

Hey Greg! There is an idea. I bet its one of those prepaid cellphone. Buy one of them, have people complain to you on the phone to pretend like you care, than you can throw away the phone when you are already to be invisible again.

Here is the FAQ. Check it out:
http://www.leisurequestuk.co.uk/faq.htm

Product List forPS2

1. Mr Smith
2. Mr x
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15. person one (Mr Smith) receives ps2. ; Mr X goes to the top of the list and is next to receive a ps2

Does this really look promosing? Lots of blank lines.

As another great incentive to buy or e-books, to speed this cycle up even quicker we will give out an extra free product for every 50th customer joining us, making the waiting time even shorter.

Woo! Where do I sign up at?

Is this just another scam?

Most definitely not. Unlike other similar sites you must pass through a helping list before your actually placed on the waiting list, resulting in free items been given out every (for say a 10 people cycle , for every 10 new customers there must be 10 on the helping list - resulting in a free gift per every per100th person), this results in a huge waiting list.

Is that how helping lists work? I learn something new everyday!

If you don't see your name on the list after 48 hrs, we will refund the money for your e-books. This is another step we taken to ensure our customers that this is not a scam.

How exactly does that prove its not a scam? Ok, what if after 8 months, I turn my fonts to white. I won't see my name on the list anymore (Hell, I won't see anything). I get refund than?

Ok, I'm done being bored. I have a HUGE collection of e b o Oks. Anybody wanna pay me lots of money for them?