Help Me! Phish

[Arzel]

Here is a rather pathetic phishing scam I recieved yesterday. This one is particularly annoying.

BELOVED ONE,
MY NAME IS SAEED AHMED. I AM 65 YEARS OLD .I AM FROM DUBAI {UNITED ARAB EMIRATE}. I OWNED TWO BUSINESS ENTERPRISE IN DUBAI. I WAS
MARRIED, WITH TWO CHILDREN.MY WIFE AND TWO CHILDREN DIED IN A CAR
ACCIDENT SIX YEARS AGO.
I AM IN HOSPITAL IN LONDON PRESENTLY RECEIVING
TREATMENT. EVER SINCE, I HAVE BEEN HELPING THE ORPHANS IN THE
MOTHERLESS HOME.I HAVE DONATED SOME MONEY TO THE ORPHANS IN
SODIA.SOUTH- AFRICA,CAMEROON,BRAZIL,LONDON,AUSTRIA AND GERMANY ,BEFORE I BECAME ILL
AND BEDRIDDEN.I SENT SOME FUNDS IN A BOX THROUGH A SECURITY COMPANY
WHICH IS STILL WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY IN AMSTERDAM {HOLLAND}.
PRESENTLY,I AM IN A HOSPITAL IN LONDON. MY DOCTORS TOLD ME THAT I HAVE
CANCER OF THE LUNGS THAT I HAVE FEW MONTHS TO LIVE. PLEASE, I BEG YOU
IN THE NAME OF ALLAH TO HELP ME COLLECT THE BOX FROM THE SECURITY
COMPANY IN AMSTERDAM. AFTER COLLECTING THE FUND IN THE BOX FROM THE
SECURITY COMPANY IN AMSTERDAM, YOU WILL NOW HELP ME TO TAKE THE FUND IN
THE BOX TO ONE ORHANPANGE HOME IN AMERICA OR ANY ORPHANANAGE HOME OF
YOUR CHOICE THAT WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO THEM.
I AM OFFERING YOU 20% OF
THE TOTAL SUM, 5% IS FOR ANY EXPENSES INCURED BY YOU AND THE REMANY 75%
WILL GO TO THE ORPHANAGE HOME. MAY THE GOOD ALLAH BLESS YOU AND YOUR
FAMILY.
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE. REGARDS.
Your Beloved One,
SAEED AHMED.
N:B
IF YOU CAN HELP ME.MAIL ME SO THAT I WILL GIVE YOU
THE SECURITY COMPANY
TELEPHONE NUMBER IN AMSTERDAM. AND THE CODE TO
OPEN THE BOX.PLEASE,
HELP ME.IM DYING IN PAINS.SEND YOUR EMAIL TO MY
PRIVATE BOX:saeeddahmedd@yahoo.com.hk

[sisco50]

That is the same type of hog wash I delete each and every day. I get as many as 30 per day some days. lol Most pathetic attempt to be sure. Who in their right mind would even consider reading all of that email let alone do anything with it?