|The Story Continues
It gets even sillier later on.
My Dearest Liliya,
I'm so pleased you have wrote me back as I was beginning to think I was too old for you.
Great news about your Visa and coming to the UK is a fantastic idea and I will be able to meet you at Heathrow Airport when your plane lands.
I will take you to my lovely cottage which Bruce and I will be making ready this weekend and I am so excited I can hardly type. The only thing we have to do is put the roof on as its a bit windy at the cottage at the moment without it but that wont be a problem as Bruce has some builders round on a regular basis to help him with his erection (the roof that is).
If you would like to bring someone with you as this is our first meeting I will get the spare room ready.
To be honest since joining the dating agency you are the first lady I feel I could fall in love with and I cannot wait to shower you in gifts. I have a lovely Pearl necklace I would like to give you that was going to be my wifes before she left me. Her loss is your gain.
Please write back soon as I will be infront of my computer all day waiting to hear from you my lovely.
I have attached another picture of me with my Jeep for you to keep close to your heart.
All my Love.
Spot the name change, it seems Liliya is also known as Ekaterina, anyway I better ask what name she/he prefers.
Hello dear David!!!
I'm very glad to receive your letter. Thanks you.
It's very important for me. Yes, I will arrive to you and now I know
airport when I should fly. Ok!!!
Lovely, yes, we should learn more about each other.
I will buy the ticket of the plane with adjustable
date of return flight from UK to Russia and
I can take flight from UK to Russia at any time.
I freely can move over territories of UK and
if we will decide to take trip far from city
I will be happy to go everywhere where you will take me.
For me it is interesting to look beautiful places of your country.
UK and Russia have set of distinctions.
I think that I will be under constant impression as the small child.
I love the noisy companies, but also like to be on a nature.
I think that you have many beautiful places there.
After reception of the visa I will buy the ticket of the plane.
When I will have the ticket of the plane
I will inform the full information of my flight.
I will inform you number of flight and an arrival time.
What we still should discuss before our meeting?
I think that we will not have problems that learn each other at the airport.
I am happy that we will together soon. Inform more ideas for our meeting.
I am excited our meeting very much and I wait with impatience of the moment
of our first meeting.
I think about our meeting constantly.
Wow you get more and more beautifull in every photograph.
I have cleared my Diary for January 31st to February 14th so if you are able to fly to me I will be able to meet you.
I look forawrd to showing you the many beautiful sites of my country, including Londons beautiful Flower shops, cafes, waxworks museums and we may also stop by Londons famous sewerage farm which has the most aphrodisiacal smells and chocolate logs you have ever seen. Sorry I forgot to ask-do you like chocolate??.
I have alrwady told you about my love of Tennis Swimming and Horse riding but I also love Cinema and my favourite movie of all time has to be The Matrix whith all the judo stunts, Me and Bruce just love to slip into our leather shorts and reinnact some fight scenes-I'll try and get some phots of me in leather shorts and Bruce as well as you might find them very funny.
Good news about the cottage-The roof wil be finished this weekend and I will be able to prepare the spare room for your arrival once the walls are up. I forgot to mention the walls as we are doing a big renovation and decide to put the roof on first and put the walls in after.
As you can tell I'm a bit obsessed with my cottage but not nearly as much as I am obsessed with you.
Oh Liliya you have me hooked I can't wait to meat you..
One tiny thing in your last e-mail you ended it with the name Ekaterina ? is this your middle name if so do you prefer Ekaterina or Liliya.
Hope to hear from you soon my little rosebud of delight.
Heres a more up to date photo of me out with my old friend Sumr Andomgit
Liliya it is then.
David my darling thanks for your letter!!!
I am with great pleasure will come to you, and we will spend great
I think it is so great that we will meet so soon with you my dear
David!!! I can help you in all ways you ask me, we can do so much
things together in england, and this will be great time for us!!!!
Yes darling i more prefer Liliya...
David darling i am think about our meet all the day, and for me it
gives really pleasure that we meet with you very soon in england!!!
ok kiss you now in your lips
I didn't get a reply for a while as it was the weekend (don't scammers work weekends) so as a persistent chap I thought I would shoot another one off.
Liliya My Angel,
So lovely to hear from you again and sorry for the delay with this e-mail as I am at the cottage this weekend and Internet connection is unreliable.
I have given much thought to our meetiing and would like to take you out for a meal when you arrive. I have just the place in mind which is in a quaint little village calleed Mingeville the restuarant is called 'The Cliterus Tavern' and I used to go there with my ex wife although she drove as its one of those places that I can't seem to find very well.
Back to the cottage-The roof is now up and the windows are in with the walls due for completion later Today, Bruce is here as always as he has been my constant companion since I sold my pubic wig business a few years ago. To be honest I think he is getting a bit jealous of my constant chats with you but I need female company now my wife has left me.
One question I have is what would you like me to call my cottage, at first I thought 'Matrix Watch Paradise' would be a good name as I am a big fan of the film but now you have come into my life I think 'Dave and Liliyas Love Shack' would be better, please tell me what you think.
Love and Kisses.
Monday arrived and so did my Liliya (e-mail not on a plane).
As its the weekend I know you might be to busy to answer me, but I thought I would let you know how our cottage is going.
The work on the walls is complete and we are having a jacquizzi fitted on Monday after that all I need to do is paint the walls a nice shade of turd and it will be our dream home.
If you are arriving at Heathrow on January 31st I have some plans on how we can spend our first day together.
1: Lunch at the Climax Cafe where the food is always warm and moist.
2: Walk round the Shops on Londons Regent Street-My favourites are Madam Shagnasties Boutique (clothes Shop) and Lady Murkins (Pubic Wig Shop).
3. Back to your Hotel for some relaxation and gym time- Maybe do a littel muff diving in the pool followed by some light mutual masterbation.
In the evening we have a nice disco in London called The Dome where we can dance till 2.00am in the morning then back to the Hotel for an experimental S&M session.
As you can tell I am already getting a little overexcited to meat you but hopefully we will soon be together.
Your Soul Mate
I forgot there was a time line to all this, VISA day is tomorrow, anyone care to guess what happens next.
I will recieve my visa tomorrow, not today!
So tomorrow i will able already fly to you
I am really glad that it will be very very soon, we will spend great time together!!!
Tomorrow morning i will go and recieve my visa, now i am really haven't time, i must
prepare all things for tomorrow dear! so please excuse me for so not log e-mail
I also forgot these type of scams start with a small amount to get you hooked I was expecting £1000.
My lovely David!!!
Today I had difficult morning. I received the visa today, but at reception
of the visa there were some difficulties. When I have come to embassy
the ambassador asked the many questions. He has asked a question on
that who will the responsibility about me when I will be in the
UK. I informed to him that I can take care of myself itself. The
ambassador informed me that I should have relatives or the
guarantor to fly in the UK. I informed the ambassador that I have no
relatives living on territory the UK. I have told to the ambassador
about our correspondence with you, but he has told to me, that we
should be familiar long time that you could take the responsibility
for me and informed that it will not work. The ambassador has found a
way out of this situation and informed me that the guarantor for me
can be the insurance company which works with embassy.
He has told, that in my situation it is necessary to insure my travel and
then the insurance company will bear the full responsibility for me in
territory the england. It was a unique way to receive the visa and I went
in insurance agency. After I have insured my travel I went in embassy and
the ambassador have given visa to me.
Reception of the visa is really difficult process. It takes
many the efforts and money. I had money for purchase of the ticket of
the plane and additional money for residing at the Europe, but the
insurance document costs 380 pounds. I could receive the visa, but now
there are difficulties in that now I have no enough of money for
purchase of the ticket of the plane. It is a pity to me to inform, but
I cannot arrive to you. Now i need also 340 pounds to buy a ticket on
To me tell before that reception of the visa is difficult process, but
I really did not know that it so difficultly. Unfortunately I at all had
no time to ask your advice, but I think that I have made a correct choice.
I have made all necessary to fly in the england and we could be together, but
now I do not know can we be together or not. I want our meeting very much
but to fly to you is required approximately 340 pounds to buy a ticket. I have
got used to cope with difficulties independently, but unfortunately it
will be really difficult to cope with this problem independently. To
fly to you to me is required approximately 340 pounds and I want to ask
your help. I want to meet you and to have bright days together, but
without the help I cannot fly in the england and we can't meet. I would
be happy to fly to you, but I want that you have understood that for
me is necessary help.
We need to do it fast, and i learn that you can send me this through
westernunion or moneygram. If you are able to help me darling we need
to do it today, also to me have give the site www.westernunion.com where
you can send this online
My first name: Liliya
my last name : Shirshova
you need to send this in russia, that i can recieve it fast here in
moscow and buy the ticket today!
hope to hear soon
Nevertheless its worth seeing if I can tempt her/him with some more cash
It came as quite a shock when I couldn't.
Hello My Darling Liliya,
Sorry to hear of your difficulties and I am sure I can help.
Firstly are you sure 340 pounds is enough I would rather send you 500 pounds just in case any other expenses arose.
I am at the cottage Today preparing for your arrival and can arrange for a Western Union Transfer to be done from London very quickly.
I know how worried you must have been asking me for money but dont worry 500 pounds is such a tiny amount to me as I am a very rich man and love is what I want to find now.
Please me darling just let me know how much money you really need and I will have it sent Today.
All my love
An honest scammer, is this a first ?.
David darling, don't send 500, to buy the ticket now and to come to
you today i need 337 pounds it is exact summ which i need to buy the
Darling we need to manage it as fast as it will possible for us, i
will wait your letter
If it wasn't for the fake photos, unconvincing e-mails, unsolicited first contact, and well documented warnings about these VISA scams I could be tempted to believe all this.
Anyway time to send the cash, or at least pretend too, of course a photo request is a must.
Will She go for it?.
Hello Liliya Darling,
I will send the money now from our London office which is near Wester Union office and we use them a lot.
I will send you the MTCN number as soon as I have it but there is one thing I need you to do for me while I am waiting.
It is only a small request but to be sure you are the Lady in the pictures I have fallen in love with I need you to take a picture of yourself holding a piece of paper which says:
I LOVE MATRIX WATCH.
As The Matrix is my favourite film this would make me very happy.
I'm sorry to ask this of you my darling but I'm sure you would not want a man who is not carefull.
All my Love
I suspect some Photoshop antics here but I'm easily conviced.
darling just have done this photo which you asks me
will wait your letter darling
Time to send the cash.
A little time goes by and then it seems there is a problem.
Hello Liliya My Darling,
Just had the details back from my office in london.
From the Office of:
Mr David Warner
Semen, Swallow & Spit Accounts
69 Ilikeit St
Dear Mr Warner,
As requested here is the confirmation of your fund transfer.
Recipient: Shirshova Liliya
Amount: £337 (UK Pounds Sterling)
MTCN ID Number: 9586418752
Secret Question: Baited By
Online Tracking for this transaction will be available in 4 Hours time at www.westerunion.com
The recipient of the funds may not need to use the secret question if proof of id is supplied.
At your earliest conveinence your Boss Mr Ewan Macgregor would like to discuss the nature of this transfer.
Sercretary To Mr D Warner
Oh Liliya, Please let me know when you have booked your flight so I can arrange to meet you.
All My Love
As I am new to these things I confirm the details.
David darling, also i need to know your adress
it is your adress where you live? :
Semen, Swallow & Spit Accounts
69 Ilikeit St
i am waiting your letter darling with your home adress after i will go
to western union...
But still there is a problem.
I wait a while and then send a reply.
David darling to me have told that it is no such transfer in western
i will wait your letter
My Secretary is useless-a simple thing like send a none excistent transfer from a none excistent company is just beyond her.
Liliya My Love,
This is unacceptable-I was expecting you to tell my your where at the Airport ready to fly to me.
I will contact my office immediately and get them to resend and recall the first one.
I will check the spelling of your surname as my secretary is hopeless at these things.
I am really sorry for all this trouble my love and I feel certain powers are working against us, but don't worry I am very important person at my work and this will not happen again.
As before I will include a copy of the fax in my next e-mail.
Love as always
Liliya seems happy to wait though.
She will have to wait till Tomorrow.
Darling David i will wait your letter and i can't wait our meet!
I am wanting to be with you so that I can hold you and kiss you,
I finding it hard to do any thing because all I can think about is
i will wait your letter
Tomorrow finally arrives and I have forgetten about Her, the reason for this has something to do with a Banana but that will come later
Another trip to Bank for Liliya is on the cards
David my dear i didn't recieve letter from you
waiting your letter
I hope she doesn't cheat and try and view the transfer online.
Oh Dear Liliya,
I sent it from my Cottage Yesterday but my internet connection was not working properly.
I have resent you Transfer my self as My Secretary is a bit hopeless.
Recipient: Shirshova Liliya
Amount: £337 (UK Pounds Sterling)
MTCN ID Number: 4781315713
Secret Question: Best Film
Answer: Matrix watch
All for you my darlling, please tell me when you have bought plane ticket and I can meet you. I am in London for next 2 days.
Kisses and Hugs
Time for a bit of a bluff.
David darling it is right information?
I see at the site and it shows that there are no such transfer...
I will wait your letter
This is the Metropolitan Police fraud squad number so I hope she calls it, I also hope there is a David who works in the fraud dept.
Yes my Darling the money is at your Western Union office,
Have you been to office as UK Transfers wont appear on USA website.
Tell me if you have been to office and ask for lady in charge to call +44 20 7230 1212 and ask for David.
Please let me know if still problems.
This delay is breaking my heart
Love and fumbles
I think she/he is getting suspicious
Time to break the bad news and come clean
darling Dave you play with me? i am really tired to go to the banks,
to me have told that this transfer again is not exist...
we can't meet with you
i am crying!
Normally this should be the end of it but in the background another friend of mine 'Miles' has been having his own conversations with 'Liliya'.
Hello Liliya or whatever your name is.
I have got to the bottom of why the transfers where not succesfull-it seems you are on a scam list at the WU office and my Boss now wants me to explain what is going on.
I have also got to make a statement at my Local police station and a newspaper reporter wants to interview me and will pay me £500 for the interview.
I may still lose my Job over this.
While away at my cottage I missed the memo that was sent round warning everyone about this scam and I feel totally betrayed.
The lady whos photos you used and photoshopped where not you I have proof you where using pictures from a lady called Nikki and her website.
Maybe an honest living could bring you more success.
Ironically the first transfer did go through but I gave you the wrong number it should be a 7 not 9 at the start, If your still that desparate maybe you can rush to WU office to get it.
My heart is now truly broken.